Filthy, stupid, parasites!

Did you hear about the bomb threats at the Discovery Channel television studios the other day?

Some guy walked in with a bomb strapped to his body, and a list of demands or he was going to blow himself up and take as many people with him.

You can read it here.

His demands included things like how the Discovery Channel MUST air shows that offer solutions to how the "people could live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution".

My favorite line was "Nothing is more important than saving the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The Humans? The planet does not need Humans."

("Froggies." not Frogs. "And, of course, the Squirrells." These made me giggle.)

Don't get me wrong, I'm all about taking care of the planet. I consider it my home. And the home for all the current and future "parasitic and filthy" future generations to follow me. And therefore we have a responsibility to take care of it as best we can. You know, recycle, conserve resources, plant a tree...

And just FYI, at the end of the day, there was one less person on the planet polluting it. The snipers saw to that.